Chillax Chip
Chillax Chip: Takes “chill” to the next level.
“Gobble Up a Lazy Rock!
Howdy, folks! Clive Turkey here, with the perfect last-minute gift that won’t peck at your wallet. Introducing Lazy Rocks—111 digital masterpieces with absolutely no purpose except sitting in your Web3 wallet looking fabulous.
Here’s the deal: I won’t mint these bad boys until all 111 are sold. So, if you want to own a piece of history (or just want something to laugh about at family dinner), grab one now.
They’re digital. They’re lazy. And they’re selling faster than corn at a turkey convention.”
Adoption Certificate Breakdown (Clive Style):
Certificate of Adoption
Signed and Sealed by Clive Turkey
Congratulations, [Insert Name Here]!
You are now the proud owner of [Insert Rock’s Name Here], one of my exclusive 111 Lazy Rocks.
What’s Special About Your Rock?
•Color: It’s got one. Probably.
•Face: A real looker, trust me.
•Hobbies: Chillin’. Forever.
Rules for Lazy Rock Ownership:
1.Attention Required: Almost none, except maybe a glance now and then.
2.Utility: None at all. Perfect for the laziest collectors around.
3.Return Policy: No returns—this rock isn’t going anywhere!
Chillax Chip: Takes “chill” to the next level.
“Gobble Up a Lazy Rock!
Howdy, folks! Clive Turkey here, with the perfect last-minute gift that won’t peck at your wallet. Introducing Lazy Rocks—111 digital masterpieces with absolutely no purpose except sitting in your Web3 wallet looking fabulous.
Here’s the deal: I won’t mint these bad boys until all 111 are sold. So, if you want to own a piece of history (or just want something to laugh about at family dinner), grab one now.
They’re digital. They’re lazy. And they’re selling faster than corn at a turkey convention.”
Adoption Certificate Breakdown (Clive Style):
Certificate of Adoption
Signed and Sealed by Clive Turkey
Congratulations, [Insert Name Here]!
You are now the proud owner of [Insert Rock’s Name Here], one of my exclusive 111 Lazy Rocks.
What’s Special About Your Rock?
•Color: It’s got one. Probably.
•Face: A real looker, trust me.
•Hobbies: Chillin’. Forever.
Rules for Lazy Rock Ownership:
1.Attention Required: Almost none, except maybe a glance now and then.
2.Utility: None at all. Perfect for the laziest collectors around.
3.Return Policy: No returns—this rock isn’t going anywhere!
Chillax Chip: Takes “chill” to the next level.
“Gobble Up a Lazy Rock!
Howdy, folks! Clive Turkey here, with the perfect last-minute gift that won’t peck at your wallet. Introducing Lazy Rocks—111 digital masterpieces with absolutely no purpose except sitting in your Web3 wallet looking fabulous.
Here’s the deal: I won’t mint these bad boys until all 111 are sold. So, if you want to own a piece of history (or just want something to laugh about at family dinner), grab one now.
They’re digital. They’re lazy. And they’re selling faster than corn at a turkey convention.”
Adoption Certificate Breakdown (Clive Style):
Certificate of Adoption
Signed and Sealed by Clive Turkey
Congratulations, [Insert Name Here]!
You are now the proud owner of [Insert Rock’s Name Here], one of my exclusive 111 Lazy Rocks.
What’s Special About Your Rock?
•Color: It’s got one. Probably.
•Face: A real looker, trust me.
•Hobbies: Chillin’. Forever.
Rules for Lazy Rock Ownership:
1.Attention Required: Almost none, except maybe a glance now and then.
2.Utility: None at all. Perfect for the laziest collectors around.
3.Return Policy: No returns—this rock isn’t going anywhere!