🔥 ANNOUNCEMENT: THE ANIMATION ANARCHY ART COLLEGE CRASH COURSE 🔥
(Or: How I Wasted Six Figures on Art School So You Don’t Have To!)
🚨 ATTENTION, BROKE AND TRAUMATIZED ARTISTS. 🚨
Are you tired of elite art institutions gatekeeping knowledge while setting your wallet on fire?
Have you spent $100K just to be told your art “lacks intentionality”?
Do you lie awake at night, haunted by the phrase “What’s your creative process?”
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU’RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
🎨 Welcome to the Animation Anarchy Art College Crash Course! 🎨
💀 30 brutal, hilarious, painfully accurate lessons that actually teach you what you need to know—WITHOUT THE SOUL-CRUSHING DEBT. 💀
👉 Best of all? It’s FREE. Because I already wasted six figures, so you don’t have to.
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🔥 THE COURSE OUTLINE: 30 LESSONS OF PURE CHAOS 🔥
(Because art school may be a scam, but knowledge is still power. Let’s use it for evil.)
🛑 PART 1-5: WHY ART SCHOOL IS A BAD DECISION AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
🎓 1. Welcome to Art School! Here’s Why You’ve Already Made a Terrible Mistake
📜 2. The Supply List Scam: How to Bankrupt a Student Before They Even Start
🎭 3. Your First Critique: Public Humiliation Disguised as “Feedback”
🎨 4. The Great Lie of “Finding Your Style” (AKA: Why Your Professors Will Still Hate It)
🤝 5. Networking: How To Befriend the One Student Who Will Actually Get Famous (and Ride Their Coattails Like a Parasite)
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🖌️ PART 6-10: DRAWING FUNDAMENTALS (AKA: THE SH*T YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED FOR FREE)
🖍️ 6. Gesture Drawing: How to Draw a Human in 30 Seconds or Have a Mental Breakdown Trying
📏 7. Perspective: How to Pretend You Understand 3D Space (Until Someone Asks You to Draw a Car)
🎨 8. Color Theory: How to Emotionally Destroy Yourself with a Rainbow
🧠 9.5. Color Psychology: How to Manipulate the Human Brain with a Crayon
📢 10.5. Principles of Visual Communication: How to Trick People into Thinking You’re a Genius
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🎬 PART 11-15: DIGITAL ART & ANIMATION (A.K.A. “WELCOME TO THE VOID”)
💻 11. Tablets & Digital Tools: How to Spend $3,000 on a Career You Haven’t Started
🎞️ 12. Animation Basics: How to Ruin Your Life 24 Frames at a Time
🎭 13. Character Design: The Art of Making a Protagonist You Won’t Hate in 5 Years
📝 14. Storyboarding: How to Make a Comic That Moves (or at Least Looks Like It Tried)
🏡 15. Backgrounds & Layouts: How to Avoid Drawing Trees by Using “Stylistic Choices”
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💰 PART 16-20: THE PROFESSIONAL WORLD (AKA: “THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED, GOOD LUCK.”)
🎨 16. Portfolios: How to Trick People Into Hiring You Without Selling Your Soul (Mostly)
👩💻 17. Freelancing: How to Work 80 Hours a Week and Still Be Poor
🤡 18. Clients: How to Survive Their Insane Requests Without Losing Your Mind
🏭 19. Studio Jobs: How to Be Underpaid in a Creative Sweatshop with “Cool Culture”
📱 20. Social Media & Art: How to Sell Your Soul for Clout
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🧠 PART 21-30: THE FINAL LESSONS (A.K.A. “OH GOD, NOW WHAT?”)
🛑 21. Imposter Syndrome: The Artist’s Best Friend
🎭 22. Art Block: How to Work Even When Your Soul Has Left Your Body
🛍️ 23. Your First Convention Table: A Financial Disaster Waiting to Happen
🎨 24. Fan Art vs. Original Art: Why Nobody Cares About Your OC and How to Fix That
📺 25. Animation vs. Illustration: The Divorce That Split the Industry
💾 26. AI Art & NFTs: How the Industry Found New Ways to Ruin Us
💀 27. Burnout: Why Every Artist Eventually Snaps
🎩 28. “Making It” in Art: The Biggest Lie Ever Told
📝 29. Final Exam: There Is No Exam. The Real Exam Is Life.
🎭 30. The Truth: You Didn’t Need Art School. You Needed This.
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💀 THIS IS THE COURSE ART SCHOOL DOESN’T WANT YOU TO HAVE 💀
🔥 I paid six figures, so you don’t have to.
🔥 First lesson drops SOON.
🔥 It’s going to be brutal.
🔥 It’s going to be hilarious.
🔥 It’s going to actually teach you more than an overpriced art degree ever could.
🔴 SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL NOW.
👉 www.youtube.com/@mrbraylabs 👈
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💬 SOUND OFF: WHICH LESSON ARE YOU MOST EXCITED FOR?
(Or, which one already gave you an art school PTSD flashback?) 🎨💀😂
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🚨 ANIMATION ANARCHY STARTS NOW. 🚨
🚀 The revolution will not be graded.
